Your Day?
Your Day?
My day consisted in going to church for the first time. I was sooo uncomfortable since I'm atheist (The only reason I went is because my GF has me whipped and her mom is a MILF). Had like 3 people tell me that Jesus is real and that if I believe "Hard Enough" I can feel him. Really wanted to say "How do you feel someone that doesn't exist?"
After the retarded church scene we all went to a party/BBQ at some rich guys house. This dude looked like Hulk Hogan and scared the shit out of me. I walked around this huge house with my GF and started to envy the rich guy. My GF wanted to go get high so we went off into the woods and sparked up a fat blunt. Came back to the party/BBQ high as fuck and ate all the foods.
My GF's parents wanted to stay at the party but didn't want to worry about their kids. They drove all of us home and had us watch the kids so they could go back. Told the little fuckers to go to sleep so my and the GF can get it on. As I went towards the goodies, she said the worst thing ever, "I'm on my period, we can't have sex." Well this bothered me but I just said, "Well looks like this week is blow job week" and I got head for an hour. During this hour her annoying brother would keep coming in the room as my GF's lips are wrapped around my cock. I had to like shove my thang inside my shorts so fast so he didn't see anything. I also discovered that my GF loves to give head and will swallow my load. She is a keeper.
What did you nerds do today?
After the retarded church scene we all went to a party/BBQ at some rich guys house. This dude looked like Hulk Hogan and scared the shit out of me. I walked around this huge house with my GF and started to envy the rich guy. My GF wanted to go get high so we went off into the woods and sparked up a fat blunt. Came back to the party/BBQ high as fuck and ate all the foods.
My GF's parents wanted to stay at the party but didn't want to worry about their kids. They drove all of us home and had us watch the kids so they could go back. Told the little fuckers to go to sleep so my and the GF can get it on. As I went towards the goodies, she said the worst thing ever, "I'm on my period, we can't have sex." Well this bothered me but I just said, "Well looks like this week is blow job week" and I got head for an hour. During this hour her annoying brother would keep coming in the room as my GF's lips are wrapped around my cock. I had to like shove my thang inside my shorts so fast so he didn't see anything. I also discovered that my GF loves to give head and will swallow my load. She is a keeper.
What did you nerds do today?
Originally Posted by InCognito
