Your Day?

My day consisted in going to church for the first time. I was sooo uncomfortable since I'm atheist (The only reason I went is because my GF has me whipped and her mom is a MILF). Had like 3 people tell me that Jesus is real and that if I believe "Hard Enough" I can feel him. Really wanted to say "How do you feel someone that doesn't exist?"

After the retarded church scene we all went to a party/BBQ at some rich guys house. This dude looked like Hulk Hogan and scared the shit out of me. I walked around this huge house with my GF and started to envy the rich guy. My GF wanted to go get high so we went off into the woods and sparked up a fat blunt. Came back to the party/BBQ high as fuck and ate all the foods.

My GF's parents wanted to stay at the party but didn't want to worry about their kids. They drove all of us home and had us watch the kids so they could go back. Told the little fuckers to go to sleep so my and the GF can get it on. As I went towards the goodies, she said the worst thing ever, "I'm on my period, we can't have sex." Well this bothered me but I just said, "Well looks like this week is blow job week" and I got head for an hour. During this hour her annoying brother would keep coming in the room as my GF's lips are wrapped around my cock. I had to like shove my thang inside my shorts so fast so he didn't see anything. I also discovered that my GF loves to give head and will swallow my load. She is a keeper.

What did you nerds do today?

I'm tired af from all of the conditioning. I slept all day. Mostly all day.

You only posted this thread to tell MPGH your girlfriend gave you head.

Originally Posted by InCognito

You only posted this thread to tell MPGH your girlfriend gave you head.

No, if you would actually read all of the story and not just skip to the end, you would see all the other things I did.

Originally Posted by Assistive

No, if you would actually read all of the story and not just skip to the end, you would see all the other things I did.

lol. her mom didnt stay at the party. she cam to my house

Originally Posted by DfKOniK

lol. her mom didnt stay at the party. she cam to my house

I totally want her mom to come onto me. Cause if she does I will let it roll

Originally Posted by Assistive

I totally want her mom to come onto me. Cause if she does I will let it roll

i should be able to tell a gf story as soon as I get one... classes don't start till Tuesday

Originally Posted by DfKOniK

i should be able to tell a gf story as soon as I get one... classes don't start till Tuesday

I like reading/telling GF stories. They are interesting.

My gf also loves to give head and swallow my load. And when I say "love" I mean I force my cock down her throat and make her swallow.

Originally Posted by Assistive

My day consisted in going to church for the first time. I was sooo uncomfortable since I'm atheist (The only reason I went is because my GF has me whipped and her mom is a MILF). Had like 3 people tell me that Jesus is real and that if I believe "Hard Enough" I can feel him. Really wanted to say "How do you feel someone that doesn't exist?"

After the retarded church scene we all went to a party/BBQ at some rich guys house. This dude looked like Hulk Hogan and scared the shit out of me. I walked around this huge house with my GF and started to envy the rich guy. My GF wanted to go get high so we went off into the woods and sparked up a fat blunt. Came back to the party/BBQ high as fuck and ate all the foods.

My GF's parents wanted to stay at the party but didn't want to worry about their kids. They drove all of us home and had us watch the kids so they could go back. Told the little fuckers to go to sleep so my and the GF can get it on. As I went towards the goodies, she said the worst thing ever, "I'm on my period, we can't have sex." Well this bothered me but I just said, "Well looks like this week is blow job week" and I got head for an hour. During this hour her annoying brother would keep coming in the room as my GF's lips are wrapped around my cock. I had to like shove my thang inside my shorts so fast so he didn't see anything. I also discovered that my GF loves to give head and will swallow my load. She is a keeper.

What did you nerds do today?