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09-19-2013 #46
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Hmmm, you might be onto something here..
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09-19-2013 #47Hi, I'm better than you
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Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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09-19-2013 #48
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The ability to give blowjobs is true art, it requires talent Originally Posted by Ghost
talent that K0mrade teaches here..
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You niggas just jelly cause my "hand" is beautiful!
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If you think that thing is beautiful, I don't want to see what you think is ugly. Originally Posted by Enjoi
You niggas just jelly cause my "hand" is beautiful!
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This is ugly. This is the type of girl a ****** with a neck beard, like yourself, will obtain after trying his ass off for 3 years. Originally Posted by Defloration.
GG ******
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09-19-2013 #52Banned
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You seem mad that people have an opinion about your girlfriend. Originally Posted by Enjoi
This is ugly. This is the type of girl a ****** with a neck beard, like yourself, will obtain after trying his ass off for 3 years.
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That your girlfriend is, pretty fucking ugly.
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09-19-2013 #53I'm a whisky kind of guy
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never had a girlfriend before to even begin with.
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Fuck off, I don't like people like you.Think there all cool and shit.
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Don't be so quick to judge, I would love to know the last person that you were with. Originally Posted by Defloration.
Or if you were with anyone at all.
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Would you like to see my ex? Originally Posted by Enjoi
She now lives in Texas. Went out with her for 2, almost three years.
Name is Elizabeth.
Happy?
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09-19-2013 #57MPGH Keyboard Bully
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im sure its just ur right hand
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False, that picture was made by you, your "girlfriend" picture is your cousin.
So your really GF is your right hand.
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Huehuehue Originally Posted by Embrace.
I might be onto something.
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