[18+] Have you ever...

Have you ever...

Have you ever had any awkward moments while taking a shit? here's mine.

I was taking a shit, right? so I go to wipe my ass and discover my anal pubes are stuck together,making me unable to wipe my ass.
I couldn't un-stuck them because there was shit all over them and it was really strongly stuck together, which is kinda retarded. It felt like a huge fucking ring was stuck up my ass.
I decided to take a shower, which did the job anyway.

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#dat 300 post

Cool story bro.

Was having sex and I brought up that the girl fucks like her sister.

>>mfw the girl is my hand
>>mfw her sister is my other hand

Coming in this thread was my awkward moment.

Awkward moment when you read this while shitting...

YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JYNX'D ME BITCH.

Originally Posted by Kenshin13

Awkward moment when you read this while shitting...

YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JYNX'D ME BITCH.

/msg2short

So this is what General has become?

Originally Posted by Ethereal

So this is what General has become?

I suppose so...

Originally Posted by Ethereal

So this is what General has become?

Where else am I meant to post this? D:

Nice thread OP, nice thread.

OP is a mighty ******.

No... But I have stripped naked dipped myself in marinara sauce and pretended to be a meatball I mean everyone does that right?.... RIGHT?

This creeped the fuck outta me...

I'm about to go to sleep, now I"m going to dream about this.

Oh how much I love creeping people out.

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