Got A Free Mouse

Went to the store to look at computer stuff I cant have and saw a mouse I liked. Was $70 and I wasn't really feelin it. So I just, ya know, used my Five Finger Discount and got it for free. The discount was pretty fucking OP and I plan on using it on a keyboard. Just need to scratch the barcode a bit and casually walk out the door with it.

Fuck you Walmart. I take what I want!

(Got the Razer Taipan)

Originally Posted by Rance-Sama

"Why pay when you can get it for free?"

- Mr. Allen

Picture pl0x?

Originally Posted by Jim Morrison

Picture pl0x?

Originally Posted by Assistive

>COD

CONFIRMED ******

Originally Posted by Rance-Sama

>COD

CONFIRMED ******

both cs, both ******s

Originally Posted by Rance-Sama

>COD

CONFIRMED ******

>loli-lover
CONFIRMED VIRGIN

Originally Posted by Snape

both cs, both ******s

Says the ******

I fucked you tho

If you could just do this for me, that'd be great.

How can we know it was actually stolen and not bought?

Originally Posted by FatAssHacker123

How can we know it was actually stolen and not bought?

I don't fucking know.

How do I know you're a person and not a robot?

Originally Posted by Assistive

I don't fucking know.

How do I know you're a person and not a robot?

Cuz robots can't be fat

Originally Posted by FatAssHacker123

Cuz robots can't be fat

You were saying?

Umm..Congratz?

Got A Free Mouse

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