[Leaked] TrafficHack

So, this guy called LuaHax was bragging to me about how good hes code was and all. I got annoyed by him and used all the knowledge I've learned in Harvard University Of Hacking to hack through hes firewall. I have now retrieved one of hes private hacks. This hack includes a C++ Aimbot which is embedded in the LUA file, it's done by decrypting the encrypted LUA code in TrafficHack and then translating it into C++, this C++ code then gets saved as a temporary file within the Temp folder. The decryption is done by a pack of chinese orphans. LuaHax abuses and molests these orphans whenever they don't obey him. When I confronted him about this he refused to talk and ignored my messages. Dear people, please do not support this man in any way as he is a filthy pedophile which abuses orphans. I've talked to child protection services about this, it appears that in China no one cares about child abuse. Upset and depressed I try to help these children and get them away from the evil hacker LuaHax. But everytime, I fail. It seems as if... As if the world doesn't care... I'll have to solve this problem myself... I start planning how to kill LuaHax and hes evil family... Yes, yes! That's how I'm going to do it. 5/8/2014 - I park infront of LuaHax's house, I take my Mossberg 9200 out of the trunk of my car. I take a 12-gauge shell out of my pocket. I kiss it and whisper "I will free you my chinese children." Rushing to the frontdoor I bust it in, a foul smell of feces and urine immediately numbs my nose, piss bottles everywhere, feces smeared onto walls and japanese anime music playing loudly. I walk through the house with hesitation. I'm near the source of the noise, the door of the room from where this music was coming from had this door hanger on it... "Do not disturb, I'm gaming." Ignoring this I bash the door in, a putrid smell of semen violently enters my nose, a fat boy around 14 to 16 years old is masturbating furiously to a japanese anime. "Today is the last day you're going to abuse those chinese children you sick fuck." he notices me and looks at me straight in the eyes. "W-Who are you?!" he screams as he chews on a handful of cheetos. Disgusted by the semen and cheeto encrusted hands and the pungent smell I quickly aim my Mossberg at hes face. "I'm your worst nightmare baby." But suddenly everything turns white, I fell unconscious. In a deep state of sleep...
I wake up... "What is this?" My shirt is encrusted in semen and cheetos, moving any part of my body is fatiguing. I stand up, I approach a mirror which is hanging above the computer monitor. "No, no, this can't be." I am LuaHax. "This must be a dream, it must be." I start hitting myself in the face to the point where I started bleeding out of my nose. After hours pass by, I started to accept my fate as a fat autistic teenager. Watching anime while prodding my finger into my anus... Piss bottles scattered allover the room... Singing Japanese songs to my figurine friends... my life is perfect, enjoy the hack



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Wat did I just read.... Plus wtf is with this script, So many fucked up comments.

Surprisingly accurate facts about traffic.

Is this an cheat or aimbot? i'm confused, Oh wow best cheat ever does what it says and bypasses anticheats would use again! A+

best hack ever 10/10 on yelp

"Im only using DColumnSheet because everyone used DPropertySheet. I just want to be different"
Bests hack is bests.

So Traffic, much AHAck

I have nothing to say. Nothing here is incorrect.

Stop or i'll leak your ClothesHack Version HeraBot.69 Private Version

Not sure what I want.... More of the story or the hack....

I died laughing, then I came back to post this comment
Then I saw the lua

No more off topic rambling.

Hey Korki, better call saul!