Once Upon a Terrorist

Note it hasn't been pre read so all grammatical errors are because I didn't proof read =/
I was bored just did it for the lulz

Once Upon a time. In a far, far, far away land called Yokahona. Lived a wise man and his terrorist called Dave Baell (84311). Dave Baell was so smart, he outsmarted the Government, CIA, FBI, eh you get the point. One day Dave decided to hack into the United States of America's system to take it over. His plan was almost successful but then it backfired because Pres. Obama randomly called in a computer search. Anywho,

One day Dave was watching TV.

Then out of nowhere he heard sirens, dogs and shit. So you know what happens next... Dave pulls out his M4, goes upstairs and looks out the window.

Dave then kisses his family goodbye and leaves for their safety. He hid in a pit til everything was clear.

Let's fast forward 5 hours into the story.

You don't want to know how poor Dave got caught. Let's just say, he was doing illegal activities which actually led the government needing his unique brain to solve a crime. So there they were, Dave and Obama's agent negotiating. Dave's agent was there just incase.

All of a sudden, boom headshot Dave got furious and killed him. Went on a rampage then ran to the deset with all the FBIs and all that shit after him. Til all of a sudden...

Dave pulled out his bomb....

73556...bomb activated.
They had 60 seconds to defuse it, they never expect this to happen and the bomb squad was 20 minutes away so their only hope was to run.

Unfortunately, it just went off.

Unexpectedly, Dave got found 2 days later and ended up in jail.

There Dave was sitting and thinking of an escape route.

Dave had an idea. His cellmate, Hispiforce who he had to kill in order to break out worked very good.

Dave then raped him so hard he just passed out...Very gay, but brilliant.

Didn't work out, so Dave was in a cell with 24/7 security.

Even when they about to shower, the baddest of them all in 1 shower cell. Fabz, Arun, Toxin and Dave himself.

They then became good friends and found out an escape route.

But first, they had to get into the VIP room for the minors that have been good boys and girls.

It took them a while, but don't ask how they got in there.