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Reply With Quotechuck norris roundhouse kicked fluffystuff for making fun of him.Originally Posted by FluffyStuff
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Chuck Norris Game
Post a random Chuck Norris joke (https://www.duckshi*****m/chuck-norris-jokes/ https://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck)
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women
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What..... its funny.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck norris has never had to pay taxes, he simply sends a picture of himself crouching, ready to attack.
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chuck norris is chuck norris
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Down Syndrome out of a 12 year old boy.
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They wanted to put chuck norris on Mount Rushmore, but the stone wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone in the face at the same time Mr. T. pitties "the fool," the universe will implode.
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Chuck Norris only has sex ontop of the woman because he never fucks up
Hip Hop thread Part 1 (No Longer Updated): https://www.mpgh.net/forum/316-music-...-hop-list.html
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iverson i see ur post count is struggling since ur sis joined mpgh....*s*******....afraid of her u are. Originally Posted by iverson954360
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