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  1. 07-12-2007 #1
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    Chuck Norris Game

    Post a random Chuck Norris joke (https://www.duckshi*****m/chuck-norris-jokes/ https://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck)
    I start.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyStuff View Post
    Post a random Chuck Norris joke (https://www.duckshi*****m/chuck-norris-jokes/ https://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck)
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
    chuck norris roundhouse kicked fluffystuff for making fun of him.
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    Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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    chuck norris
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    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women
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    What..... its funny.
    A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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    They wanted to put chuck norris on Mount Rushmore, but the stone wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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    Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

    LMFAO!!!!
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    Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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