Omegle Thread

[A⁴]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GIVE A JEW SUM GOLD
You: PLZ
Stranger: I LOVE JEWS
You: IM A JEW
You: GIVE MEH GOLD
Stranger: I WILL GIVE YOU SOME GOLD
You: YAY
Stranger: BUT I WANT A BAGEL
You: HOW ABOUT A PIZZA
Stranger: BETTER AND BETTER
You: PIZZA AND BAGEL 4 GOLD OK?
Stranger: YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL, JEW
You: IM SO CHEAP
You: I CANT PAY ATTENTION
Stranger: LETS GO TO A BAR MITZVAH AND EAT MATZAH BREAD
You: YUM
You: I HAD MY BAR MITZVAH AT WALMART BIATCH
Stranger: I LOVE WALMART TOO
You: ITS A JEW PARADISE
You: I CAN GET CHEAP DEALS!!!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT A REAL JEW
Stranger: WALMARET IS NON KOSHER
Stranger: MOTHER FUCK YOU IMPERSONATOR
You: WALMARET IS NOT KOSHER... WALMART IS
Stranger: I WILL CIRCUMCISE YOU
You: I CUT UR BAWLS OFF
You: ALTHOUGH U HAVE NONE
Stranger: I will suture your asshole shut and watch you slowly die since you cant pass solid waste.
You: I SHALL CUT UR BAWLS OFF AND SHOVE MY DICK IN UR EYELIDS TILL YOU COUGH BLOOD THEN I WILL REACH DOWN AND TAKE UR HEART AND SPRINKLE KETCHUP ON IT AND EAT IT YUM
You: I TAKE UR MOM AND EAT HER 4 LUNCH
You: THEN, I TAKE UR DAD AND DRIVE HIM TO MEXICO AND GET HIM SOLD AS A SLAVE FOR 3.95
You: WHAT
Stranger: I will cut off your balls, poke out your eyes, and switch em around. I will cut off your dick and shove it up your ass. I'll put kerosene all over your little sister/brother/dog and light it on fire. Then I'll put him/her/it out and fors\ce you to eat the charred remains
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[greathamza]

pretty fail joke

[A⁴]

pretty fail joke

Post your conversation GOGOGO.

[apezwijn]

Stranger: Hi!
You: Hey, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: What's updog?
You: Nothing.


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[A⁴]

Stranger: Hi!
You: Hey, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: What's updog?
You: Nothing.


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Lol? .
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
You: If you insult I will hack your computer.
You: No joke.
You: Just try.
You: Hello.
You: I am gonna hack in 10 seconds.
You: 5 seconds.
You: 1 seconds.3
You: Done, be ready to be hacked.
You have disconnected.

[Brizingir]

was bored xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey (:
You: if u flame ill hack ur computer
You: i know your IP
You: now, going to send u some trojans
You: be ready
Stranger: You're scary!
You: to
You: DIEEE
You: your PC will crash
You: in some minutes
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHH
You: because, i send u the ultra dick virus
Stranger: These aren't good start up lines
Stranger: Your just being mean
You: Dick virus, 50% sent
You: 60%
Stranger: You kinda need a dick to do that <.< I see yours failed
You: BE READY
You: TO DIIE
You: MOFOKA
You: ******
You: SUCK MY DICK
Stranger: Oh snap. You did not just get racist on me bitch.
You: OHHH FK
You: Dick Virus = 95%
Stranger: Your dick is as small as your brain. You could lose it in your pants <.<
You: AND DONE, U R MFKING PWNED BY MPGH, FUCK YOU
You: MY DICK is
You: 9m long
You: it is sticking out of my pants
You: i can fuck a girl, who is 9metres away from me
You: ah..how is that?
You: fuck fuck fuck..9 metres away
Stranger: So your lazy, and a dick
Stranger: This is an accomplishment how?
You: IDK
You: INSANE
You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA
You: BITCHES
Stranger: Even a prostitute wouldn't do it with you <.<
You: KING
Obama
Endrit
Fabz
OMARz
V I R U S
Axel
Drsynyster
Kamikaze < he personally

WILL FKING RAPE U
You: till u DIE
You: ******
Stranger: I wonder if you have friends.
Stranger: Maybe God can save you!
You: DEVIL IS MY GOD
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Lord bless this dying soul!
You: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, im feeling this! Devil is giving me power! My dick is growing!
You: 25 metres
You: OMFG
You: kthxbai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You have disconnected.

[Brizingir]

lol xD

You: f/m?
Stranger: im male, shall iq uit?
Stranger: *shall I quit
You: why
Stranger: well,
Stranger: most persons asking m/f? instead of a normnal greeting quit after they know I was male
You: yup
You: i know
Stranger: get it?
Stranger: mkay
You: yeah
Stranger: so who are you?
You: M
You: whats up
Stranger: ncie name
Stranger: u gay?
Stranger: dammit *.*
You: lol

[DoubleDutch]

Wtf? Nice name?

[Brizingir]

Wtf? Nice name?

yup, i was like ``WTF`` too ..

[Dead Bones Brook]

https://www.mpgh.net/forum/62-irc-rad...at-thread.html

Die please.

[apezwijn]

https://www.mpgh.net/forum/62-irc-rad...at-thread.html
Die please.

> Asians

[Wolf]

https://www.mpgh.net/forum/62-irc-rad...at-thread.html

Die please.

[Boombox]

https://www.mpgh.net/forum/62-irc-rad...at-thread.html

Die please.

MY TURNNN
IRC/Radio/Video - MPGH - MultiPlayer Game Hacking

Die please.

[DoubleDutch]

Cookies.com - Gourmet Cookies and Cookie Baskets Delivered Fresh to Your Door
eat plz

[Boombox]

Cookies.com - Gourmet Cookies and Cookie Baskets Delivered Fresh to Your Door
eat plz

OM NOM NOM.
every1 on that site is like "asl" and then like pretend to be a girl and are like "wanna cyber fuck"