Did Jesus have a baby?

**Sir Nathan** · 05-04-2010

I've been curious about this subject, but no, I'm not just a fcuking Da Vinci Code fan who merely thinks everything he sees in movies. I mean, he was close to Mary Magdalene, so why couldn't it have happened? If you do not believe in God or in Jesus himself, do not fucking post "I don't even believe in Jesus so fuck it".

**Empire** · 05-04-2010

Ok so let me get this straight, your implying Jesus was either married to mary magdalene, or had a love child with her?

Ok lets take the perspectives
Jews: Jesus who?
Muslims: No
Christians: No
Atheist: (open for you paroxysm).

Me: Well gee, i'm gonna go with no. But also add that you shouldn't be so influenced by shitty movies.

**Paroxysm** · 05-04-2010

This question assumes Jesus existed, which to my knowledge has little or no extra-biblical, contemporary evidence. Don't come here talking about Josephus or Tacitus because those were hear-say that were describing what the Christians at the time said they believed.

If Jesus did exist then by all means he could have had a child with Mary. However this could tarnish his image a bit.

Da Vinci code is fiction, you do know that?

Here's a better question:
Was Jesus Black?

~ Friendly Neighborhood Humanist

**[MPGH]Ethereal** · 05-04-2010

I think Jesus existed.
Best fucking illusionist that ever walked.

**Illuminatus** · 05-05-2010

If he did... it means Jesus was a sinner.

(That was a joke ^^^ I don't believe in God or that sex is a sin)

**Empire** · 05-05-2010

Nothing says sex itself is a sin lol.

I believe Jesus was Arab, that's just me. He might be black, but odds more in favor of Arab.

**[MPGH]Ethereal** · 05-05-2010

I heard Hitler was really Jesus in disguise.
He just came back to say hai to the Jews.

**Illuminatus** · 05-05-2010

Originally Posted by Bawls of steel

I heard Hitler was really Jesus in disguise.
He just came back to say hai to the Jews.

And cause a holocaust.

**Maddoc** · 05-06-2010

Originally Posted by Paroxysm

This question assumes Jesus existed, which to my knowledge has little or no extra-biblical, contemporary evidence. Don't come here talking about Josephus or Tacitus because those were hear-say that were describing what the Christians at the time said they believed.

If Jesus did exist then by all means he could have had a child with Mary. However this could tarnish his image a bit.

Da Vinci code is fiction, you do know that?

Here's a better question:
Was Jesus Black?

~ Friendly Neighborhood Humanist

/Epic Agree. (The statment below isn't directed to Paroxysm.

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But also, did you know Jesus was Jewish? He was born a Jew, lived a Jewish life, taught and read in the synagogue, and was called 'rabbi' by some of his followers. The word 'Christian' refers to the followers of 'the Christ' - the Messiah, the anointed one. Jesus, in this context could not have been a 'Christian' by definition. However, Jesus was no ordinary Jew. Christians believe that he was sent by God as God in human form (hence the other name that Jesus used 'Emmanuel' which means 'God with us'). God the Father had revealed himself to the Jews over thousands of years in the stories in the Old Testament (or the 'Old Covenant'/Old Agreement') but the Jews continued to rebel against God to such an extent that even when the prophets foretold the messiah coming the Jews still ignored them. So, Jesus' Jewish followers would never allow their 'rabbi' to bed a 'cristian goddess', as that would mean Jesus would be a non-believer. And since we know (to a reasonable point) that Mary Magdelane did die of old age like other people, we can safely come to the conclusion that Jesus never tried to bed Mary, because his Jewish followers would have killed her. Now, some may say that Mary died, because no ABSOLUTE evidence is there of her death, but there is enough to safely say she died old.