Dave life lessons 101

[Hector]

At some point in mpgh, you must have been sad, depressed or wandering for help , dave life lessons would have helped you in someway (or made you depressed xD). Qoute your fav dave life lessons or anyother MPGH member out in this single thread. Now its time to honor them back.Hail MPGH

@lo1a

As others have mentioned, reading proper works and learning grammar that way is probably the best way. Forums and websites will get you part of the way, but most people are retarded and speak broken Engrish.

No one is actually happy with their lives, its human nature to think that pastures are greener on the other side. People let their problems take over, and once that seeps in its hard to get out of it until you sort your problems.

Like others have mentioned, billions of people have it WAYYYYYYYYYY worse. Stop thinking about the negative stuff and work on you.

MY BODY MY CHOICE

anything other than that can fuck off, idc how u rationalize it

People who haven't grown up taking care of things that need to grow up... that's what's wrong with the world

I don't get how people can be "pro-life" and be okay with giving away their kids; if you ask me that is more cruel. While there is nothing wrong with adoption but putting a child in a situation where they are more than likely to suffer from mental illness (depression, anxiety, attachment disorder and other more severe mental illnesses) is wrong and immoral. They are also as risk of abuse and being stuck in a system until they are 18. If you think I'm wrong, imagine finding out that you were adopted. Think about what would be going through your mind; why did my parents give me up? I am alone. Who can I trust? Are you my mother? Having such thoughts is good for no one and can lead to road where there is no coming back. One of my friends found out they were adopted when they were 17; until that point he thought his parents were his birth parents. This dude flips out, moves across the country and never talks to his adopted parents again. Another one of my friends is adopted and he has self harmed on too many occasions and even tried to kill himself on several occasions. Another was adopted, ended up doing opiods to deal with the pain, he died two or three years ago. To say adoption is a solution to abortions is fucking stupid and anyone who thinks otherwise hasn't lived the life of an adopted kid or is too dumb to empathize. Pro lifers are often religious or to immature to understand the repercussions, that or they got aborted on and wonder what could have been. Being pro life is along the lines of a bitch keeping a kid because they are lonely, and the father being stuck with the child support. sad

Excess Abdominal Fat is Not Only Ugly, but Extremely Dangerous to Your Health - This is More Than a Vanity Issue!




The difference between subcutaneous fat and the more deadly "visceral fat"... Plus the simple steps to REMOVE this fat permanently.

Did you know that the vast majority of people in this day and age have excess abdominal fat? It's true -- as much as 70% of the population in some "westernized" countries such as the US and Australia are now considered either overweight or obese. The first thing that most people think of is that their extra abdominal fat is simply ugly, is covering up their abs from being visible, and makes them self conscious about showing off their body.

However, what most people don't realize is that excess abdominal fat in particular, is not only ugly, but is also a dangerous risk factor to your health. Scientific research has clearly determined that although it is unhealthy in general to have excess body fat throughout your body, it is also particularly dangerous to have excess abdominal fat.

There are two types of fat that you have in your abdominal area.

Maybe the last one is a troll, see the reason for this post is that alot of us are depressed out here. The reality is that the positivity is surrounding us in some form (in my case dabe life lessons), MPGH is not just a toxic place...is a place you can learn alot and improve
its how you see stuff. stay positve. Please remove the thread if it is inappropriate

[Schiphol]

We Love Dave

[Ferris Bueller]

Damn so what position are you applying for bro?

[Hector]

Damn so what position are you applying for bro?

need backup @niggo @HALOS117 @lo1a @Joe @BabyCrazy

my homies gonna rek you

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Someone want to be your gaymate @Dave84311

FUN FACT :- calling admin gay could get you banned

[Ticherhaz]

need backup @niggo @HALOS117 @lo1a @Joe @BabyCrazy

my homies gonna rek you

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FUN FACT :- calling admin gay could get you banned

I didn't say, he is gay

[Silent]

I didn't say, he is gay

well he is and we all know it

he knows it too

[Eternity]

need backup @niggo @HALOS117 @lo1a @Joe @BabyCrazy

my homies gonna rek you

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FUN FACT :- calling admin gay could get you banned

You are such a bitch nasa. Might as well say u want to such arun and dave's dick in your ass and mouth. You fucking bitch.

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You want both of them to furiosuly thrust their dick in your mouth and ass while you water from both holes.

[Hector]

You are such a bitch nasa. Might as well say u want to such arun and dave's dick in your ass and mouth. You fucking bitch.

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You want both of them to furiosuly thrust their dick in your mouth and ass while you water from both holes.

Nigga you get triggered so easily

Why talking gay stuff lol

[Eternity]

Nigga you get triggered so easily

Why talking gay stuff lol

THE FIRST A IN NASA STANDS FOR ASSHOLE
THE SECOND A IN NASA STANDS FOR ARSEHOLE

> : D DDDDDDDD

[[MPGH]HALOS117]

need backup @niggo @HALOS117 @lo1a @Joe @BabyCrazy

my homies gonna rek you

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FUN FACT :- calling admin gay could get you banned

WHO MESS WITH YOU BOI!!!!!!!!?? GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Eternity]

WHO MESS WITH YOU BOI!!!!!!!!?? GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Hey. I wanted to say. I killed a rabbit. and ate it. Today.

[Extrapolated]

Hey. I wanted to say. I killed a rabbit. and ate it. Today.

Yeah fuck rabbits

Love u halos <3

[Hector]

Hey. I wanted to say. I killed a rabbit. and ate it. Today.

Random Chinese guy be like “Hey. I wanted to say. I killed a Dog. and ate it. Today.”

[[MPGH]HALOS117]

Hey. I wanted to say. I killed a rabbit. and ate it. Today.

We hate you too. God will punish you for this!!!!!


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Yeah fuck rabbits

Love u halos <3

why you hate bunnies?

ps- i love dogs the most :')




EDIT FOR BOTH @Eternity and @Extrapolated

I really dont think hector was trying to get into the good books or get staff or something. We all would love to contribute to mpgh. I would only be competitive when it comes to a Halo Section staff. Rest, I think they have a thread for whoever wants to apply. Those who are standing out, active in the section, get in. I didnt apply in the steam section as I saw @********** (i may be wrong. Dont remember) and he had a great application. But yeah, hector may have put it to shed some light on the views of dave (consider that it must have taken some effort to find and screenshot the comments).

I suppose all the above banter is for fun :3.OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG EXTRAPOLATED IS ********** DDDDDDDDD

[Ticherhaz]

Someone want to be your gaymate @Dave84311