Amish lesbians these days

**Robert** · 09-17-2010

PRE READ: I live in Pennsylvania, there are roaming amish people here.

For quick read, only read the bolded

Alright, so two days ago me and my friends decided to stay after school and chill around in town. And we were gonna hit up wendys but we heard the farmers market (amish farmers market) has good milkshakes, so we decided to go there. We order our shakes and go to a table and chill there for a few. Then we notice this one amish women keeps circling around our table and keeps staring at us. We also noticed she has a buzzcut. Conclusion: Shes a lesbian. Anyway, we got a little creeped out but we decided, fuck it, she'll leave eventually. 10 minutes later she goes outside and were like, finally she left, that shit was creepy. Then we noticed. That dike was pacing up and down the sidewalk and staring at us through the windows. At this point it got creepy but we decided, meh lets stay here. A few minutes later I make the deadly mistake of making eye contact. She fucking points to me, and gives me the shush sign (finger to mouth) At this point, especially since it was directed at me, I was like, Bros we gotta get the fuck outta here. Then I looked back out the window to see whats happening with her and if she was still there.

Unbelievable shit about to happen

Alright, so I wanted to see if she was still there and,I look at her, and I just see here put on an orange robbery mask.

For reference, this is what she randomly put on.

At this point me and my bros were like, "well, it can only go downhill from here" and we got the fuck out of there.

/Discuss