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  1. 07-23-2011 #1
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    FUCK OW.

    So I was in the middle of the desert in a sandstorm and I got sand in my eye.

    That was about 4+ hours ago.

    It is still there.

    IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER BITCH


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    Only way to fix it is to kill yourself
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    ahahahahaahahahahaha.
    You now blind nigga.

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    Oh my god, my eyes are watering due to the pain. And I cant see out of my right eye


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    Visine up in that bitch. Eyewash station, if theres one availuable. Hospital, if you don't believe this is real life.
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    That's why urban humans don't go to the desert
    They do not have the adaptation
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    That's why urban humans don't go to the desert
    They do not have the adaptation
    It was a haboob. Not even mexicans can survive one


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post


    It was a haboob. Not even mexicans can survive one
    Arabians and Camels can
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post


    It was a haboob. Not even mexicans can survive one
    You speak lies.
    I survived the most recent one...


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    rubbing alcohol always works
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    lolol.
    Okay serious, go to a doctor, they'll wash your eye.
    IT WILL HURT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA, but youll be fine.

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    Run at a large wall.
    Fixes everything
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    Quote Originally Posted by Intrepidus View Post
    Run at a large wall.
    Fixes everything
    Fack you bro


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    Fill up a glass with water over the sink and then put your eyes socket in the glass and blink a whole bunch of times
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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post
    Fill up a glass with water over the sink and then put your eyes socket in the glass and blink a whole bunch of times
    This. Should work as good as any Eyewash station, seeing as it's the same sort of idea.
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