India vs. New Zealand

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Stephen Colbert advises India to do what the US does when attacked by terrorists: invade an unrelated country. His suggested target is New Zealand. (The imagined war is at the beginning of the clip, about 1:30 in, followed by an interview with former Senator Bob Graham.)