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[Ed]

Spilt my water on my xbox controller Now when I turn it upside down and shake, water comes out

Have you guys every split something on your device?

[imeeow]

I've dropped my phone into the toilet, twice.

[Azathᴏth]

I got ketchup on my dick one time.

[Imafalam]

I sneeze on my monitor all the time.

[EpicUser]

I got ketchup on my dick one time.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! That's so gay.

[imeeow]

I got ketchup on my dick one time.

OMG I mistake my dick for a hotdog too!

[Azathᴏth]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! That's so gay.

So getting ketchup on my dick is gay. What's that? There's no other males involved? You're clearly dumb/immature or a teenage combination of both.

[EpicUser]

So getting ketchup on my dick is gay. What's that? There's no other males involved? You're clearly dumb/immature or a teenage combination of both.

Talking about your dick when it's 22913192863 dudes on MPGH..

[Polo]

Spilled water all over my laptop, was like FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, was surprised that it's still working.

[imeeow]

Talking about your dick when it's 22913192863 dudes on MPGH..

You're talking about another man's dick. FAAAG

[Azathᴏth]

Talking about your dick when it's 22913192863 dudes on MPGH..

Don't see anything in the context that makes it gay. So if I'm bragging that I boned a hot slut last night with my huge 8in John that makes me a fag? You have some growing up to do.

[Paladin]

There was this one thing with a pie...

[Azathᴏth]

There was this one thing with a pie...

Why is it that I don't remember this scene? Was this in the beginning? I recall being stoned the day I watched the movie.

[Wretched]

I've jumped into a lake forgetting I had my HTC EVO in my pocket, like 2 days ago.

[Tall kiwi]

my mate managed to make his ipod fall off his top bunk in the middle of the night making it land in a glass of water on the floor