Poosy, grow some balls.
And Area 51's "official" story is testing weapons of mass destruction like Nukes. But why the fuck would you dig underground for 1-2 miles and build a lab. This shit is like Beehive in Resident Evil, to test stuff. Also why would you make a Military Base is Rocky Mountains?
There is much that we do not know.
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