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  1. 07-27-2013 #1
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    Today

    The sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store.

    Well, today there was this one girl, we made eye contact. Then I looked away, looked back, and she was still looking at me with a fucking demon smile.

    I felt violated.
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    That's a nice story though, when you were in the store, did you buy me a fuck to give? because it looks like I'm all out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    That's a nice story though, when you were in the store, did you buy me a fuck to give? because it looks like I'm all out
    Honestly, I could care less if you don't give a fuck.
    Last edited by Euphemistic; 07-27-2013 at 05:53 PM.
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    She wants the D.
    And by D I mean dollar, women will usually just take all of your shit.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    That's a nice story though, when you were in the store, did you buy me a fuck to give? because it looks like I'm all out
    That is just...perfect.

    And it was a nice story.
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    I'd fuck the shit out of her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimTheGreat View Post
    I'd fuck the shit out of her.
    You would .
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    Shoulda fucked her in the candy isle. Bitches love candy.
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    now if the suggestion was made we would probably support it, but since you're a cocksucker and this is a QQ thread, we won't
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    You're not trying to help, you're bitching about something you don't fully understand, and your answer is to be treated like a princess with special privilege because of your own specific needs.
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    ITT: Bitch was interested and you didn't have the balls to say hello.
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