These White Legs

[Assistive]

I went on my boat today and pulled up my shorts so I could tan these white things I call legs.
They burnt like a mother fucker and I can't wait till tomorrow when they start to brown.

[Aborted]

How the hell didn't your lower legs burn?
It's like the sun said "Fuck these parts of you in particular."

[Assistive]

How the hell didn't your lower legs burn?
It's like the sun said "Fuck these parts of you in particular."

I have no idea.
But my back is "red" according to my friends, but its actually a nice brown color. I'm hoping my legs will do the same. Usually that's what happens.

[Aborted]

I have no idea.
But my back is "red" according to my friends, but its actually a nice brown color. I'm hoping my legs will do the same. Usually that's what happens.

​Shit looks like Neapolitan ice cream.

[[MPGH]BACKD00R]

You're fucked, it will burn as hell!

[Famous]

Doesn't that shit hurt if you touch it?

[HeroicXPharaoh]

Shit man, that's gonna hurt

[Assistive]

Doesn't that shit hurt if you touch it?

No, it feels fine. Its just very red.

[Azathᴏth]

I'm white as fuck. Haven't got a tan after being outside all summer.

[[SMA] Paradise`]

NO ME LIKE.

[Predator]

Your gonna have one nasty tan line...

[Jason`]

:O wtf haha need ice with that burn ?

[Predator]

Watch, hes gonna have a bad day tommorrow.

[`Rejected]

I got naturally tanned skin gg

[Kenshin13]

Damn. You're like a jar of mayo