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  1. 01-11-2014 #1
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    For NewBie: How to Masterbate and Ejaculate [Very easy]

    For Masterbate
    1. hand on penis.
    2. Grip the penis.
    3. Front back penis.
    4. Enjoy the penis.

    Ejaculate
    1. Front and back fast.
    2. Sour cream out of hole.

    Thxs. I'll post more tutorials. Hope you guys like more newbie guides coming.
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    Best tutorial ever. Please teach me more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gio Jr. View Post
    Best tutorial ever. Please teach me more.
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    Emagherd, White stuff just came out of my pines, this works!
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    How to have sex should be the next tut.

    Can't wait for a pussy magnet like you to teach me your ways and hopefully get me laid for the first time.
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    Confirmed, aint a virus..
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    Please share more tutorials.

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    I got stuck at step 1. Video guide please??
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