iLterate noob language - English translations

If any n00bs post somthing like

Originally Posted by
A Noob
i jut wnt tu hakx som game lke wrock
PM me with the link and i wll happily offer a translations
SO that would be

Originally Posted by
Translation
I am a noob and i seek some quick and easy hacks to this game so i can impress my e-friends
or u can just say gtfo fag
trololololol
If any newphag who loves to +1 in general wants to post in here saying something obvious like:
OH A BUMP /reported /ban, try me
already banned him. waiting for a close
so just keep your mouse under control spammers