Holy fuck

[AQWThunder]

So I'm taking a shit in my bathroom and I look to the left and there's this HUGE fucking roach. Like bigger than my dick (tfw small dick). I spazzed out and tried killing it... it didn't work. I ran out of my bathroom without even wiping, like fuck man. I went back in there with shoes on and a broom but I couldn't find that little cunt. My house is clean... y u do dis roaches? ;__;

@Thefurball - you know that feel don't ya?

[Aborted]

Sorry, I've never had experience in the matter because I don't live in a pile of shit.

[AQWThunder]

Sorry, I've never had experience in the matter because I don't live in a pile of shit.

My house is clean though ;_;
I live in the good ole state of Florida though, where cockroaches run rampant... fuck my life.

[AQWThunder]

I went in my bathroom to piss and I found that cheeky little motherfucker on my sink. Needless to say I destroyed him with my Spanish book. I was filled with pure joy when throwing it in my toilet. That'll teach that bastard.

[Sheep]

NO HESPECT FOR ROACH
NO HESPECT FOR ANYTIN

[Panduurr]

I lost it at "tfw small dick" hahaha.

[maximon555]

like this?

[Li0nH34rt]

Well seems like i will have to stay away from the bathroom for a while.

[AQWThunder]

NO HESPECT FOR ROACH
NO HESPECT FOR ANYTIN

NO HESPECT FOR SHEEP

like this?

Well it didn't hold a knife or offer me crack but yes, it was like that.

Well seems like i will have to stay away from the bathroom for a while.

You better son. The roaches are out in full-force hunting down all MPGH members

[Misery Jr.]

Should've pissed on it.

[AQWThunder]

Should've pissed on it.

Pissing on roaches doesn't kill them.

[iTimeX]

Pissing on roaches doesn't kill them.

It makes them horny and due to the impossible event of having human-roach coitus their roballs explode.

[stoluk]

Shit you ran out without wiping manly mate

[kaysnd7]

Nasty Nasty No Wiper

[[SMA] Paradise`]

Probably you left your wrappers in the trash can. If I saw a big roach I'll fucking piss on it and stomp the mother fuck out. You need to go get some insect killer shit things from home depot.