Holy fuck

So I'm taking a shit in my bathroom and I look to the left and there's this HUGE fucking roach. Like bigger than my dick (tfw small dick). I spazzed out and tried killing it... it didn't work. I ran out of my bathroom without even wiping, like fuck man. I went back in there with shoes on and a broom but I couldn't find that little cunt. My house is clean... y u do dis roaches? ;__;

@Thefurball - you know that feel don't ya?