Holy fuck

So I'm taking a shit in my bathroom and I look to the left and there's this HUGE fucking roach. Like bigger than my dick (tfw small dick). I spazzed out and tried killing it... it didn't work. I ran out of my bathroom without even wiping, like fuck man. I went back in there with shoes on and a broom but I couldn't find that little cunt. My house is clean... y u do dis roaches? ;__;

@Thefurball - you know that feel don't ya?

Sorry, I've never had experience in the matter because I don't live in a pile of shit.

Originally Posted by Aborted

Sorry, I've never had experience in the matter because I don't live in a pile of shit.

My house is clean though ;_;
I live in the good ole state of Florida though, where cockroaches run rampant... fuck my life.

I went in my bathroom to piss and I found that cheeky little motherfucker on my sink. Needless to say I destroyed him with my Spanish book. I was filled with pure joy when throwing it in my toilet. That'll teach that bastard.

NO HESPECT FOR ROACH
NO HESPECT FOR ANYTIN

I lost it at "tfw small dick" hahaha.

like this?

Well seems like i will have to stay away from the bathroom for a while.

Originally Posted by Sheep

NO HESPECT FOR ROACH
NO HESPECT FOR ANYTIN

NO HESPECT FOR SHEEP

Originally Posted by maximon555

like this?

Well it didn't hold a knife or offer me crack but yes, it was like that.

Originally Posted by Li0nH34rt

Well seems like i will have to stay away from the bathroom for a while.

You better son. The roaches are out in full-force hunting down all MPGH members

Should've pissed on it.

Originally Posted by Misery Jr.

Should've pissed on it.

Pissing on roaches doesn't kill them.

Originally Posted by AQWThunder

Pissing on roaches doesn't kill them.

It makes them horny and due to the impossible event of having human-roach coitus their roballs explode.

Shit you ran out without wiping manly mate

Nasty Nasty No Wiper

Probably you left your wrappers in the trash can. If I saw a big roach I'll fucking piss on it and stomp the mother fuck out. You need to go get some insect killer shit things from home depot.

Holy fuck

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