Damn that sucks bro. Enjoy the bizarre porn though .
Well I just found out that for New Years Eve, I will be completely alone at home. I have no girlfriend so I can't spend time with her, all my friends are out with their girlfriends or some shit like that, my parents are going out to the club and my small sister is going to her friend's for a sleepover. Now guess where I'm going to be. Alone my my fucking house watching some movies and masturbating to some bizarre porn videos.
Fuck my life.
#foreveralone
Damn that sucks bro. Enjoy the bizarre porn though .
Here is what you do.
1.)Spread the party rumors.
2.)Throw a party.
3.)Not alone anymore.
4.)Get a hot drunk chick and fuck her.
5.)Happy New Years.
Home alone 4 : A night at MPGH.Starring : Twiixtor
you know..
you can always be gay
How the fuck don't you have a girlfriend or at-least a friend with benefits girls are easy to get here.
GO out in a club and sit at the bar drink something/smoke and if you see a girl that you like go ahead and talk dipshit.