Dumbest Thing You Have Ever Done

[Assistive]

My senior year of HS I was pretty fucking lazy. I didn't do any of my school work and I was always leaving school mid day. In doing so, my grades went to complete shit and I had pretty much all F's. When report cards came out I was pretty much fucked, but I had an idea to "save" myself from the mom agro. I scanned the report card to my PC then proceeded to pohtoshop the grades, gpa, and attendance to make it less shitty. Fixed my GPA from a 1.07 to a 3.0 within 10 minutes of using photoshop. I handed my mom my report card and she fucking bought that shit, she thought it was a real report card. Well the part that gets dumb is next semester my brother ask me to do the same thing for him and I did it. So now not only am I lying about my grades, but I'm helping my brother lie too. This goes on for 1 more semester and finally my parents start getting calls from teachers and guidance counselors wanting to talk about our grades. The guilt was eating me alive at this point and I told my parents everything.

In me doing this, I had failed my entire senior year, didn't get to walk with my class, and had to do summer school + an additional month of the new school year just to finish. As that happened with me, my parents sent my brother to military school for the summer.

So kids, don't fuck around in school, it's not worth it, trust me.

[Deflorate.]

When I was younger, like 15 or so, I used to do really stupid shit all the time. And the day before christmas, I was fucking around with some friends and all the rooftops were covered in ice and like powder snow. So I grabbed the top of a dumpster and decided it would be fun to sled off the tops of some houses. So I went along, and did this for about 3-4 houses. Then my friends and I saw this massive ass house that was like 2, maybe three stories tall, and in their backyard whoever lived there had a pool. I bragged about how I would bet anyone 20 dollars that I could make it from the roof to the pool. I ended up falling through the roof of the house, saving myself, and then slipping and falling down into a frozen pool and proceeded to break several bones including my tailbone which still isn't even close to being healed.

TL;DR Went sledding off of rooftops, broke bones, still not healed. Not a good time.

[[MPGH]Cursed]

Changed my grades & was snitched on. So they searched my flash drives. Found the fappening, accounts, and a shit ton of ebooks. Kicked me out of that school.

[HeyWASSUP]

In 10th grade i wrote some answers to the test question on my had there was a kid named david and he saw me looking at my hand and that little bitch snitched on me i got kicked out of the school next day jumped him and beat the sht out of that little fuck boi

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6th grade I wrote notes on my desk before we had a quiz and after I forgot to erase it.

I ended up getting caught the next day of course and I had to sit right beside the teacher for the majority of the year. It was embarrassing as hell because my teacher made no effort in concealing it.

Fuck skool

Loll NERD SITTING BESIDE A TEACHER

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Changed my grades & was snitched on. So they searched my flash drives. Found the fappening, accounts, and a shit ton of ebooks. Kicked me out of that school.

Why the fuck would u put acc on fd.

[Fucking Moron]

Changed my grades & was snitched on. So they searched my flash drives. Found the fappening, accounts, and a shit ton of ebooks. Kicked me out of that school.

R u srs?
xD

[[MPGH]Cursed]

R u srs?
xD

Yes, not get off my post quotes.

[Fucking Moron]

Yes, not get off my post quotes.

I stay on what I choose

[Farting Scum]

Haha what the fuck. I am walking with my class with a 3.7 gpa (right know it's 3.4 but it will be 3.7 in a month) and I am gonna flip people off.

[Predator]

6th grade I wrote notes on my desk before we had a quiz and after I forgot to erase it.

I ended up getting caught the next day of course and I had to sit right beside the teacher for the majority of the year. It was embarrassing as hell because my teacher made no effort in concealing it.

Fuck skool

[[MPGH]Austin]

registering on mpgh

[BioHazard]

Well, I was playing the knife game today xD cut my thumb open to the point I can grab and lift the skin and see my raw skin underneath... funny thing is, I live across the street from a hospital and I ended up holding a cloth to it for about 25 mins till it stopped bleeding enough to put a band-aid on it and wrap it lol, meanwhile my friend Ally is telling me to go to the hospital and im like "Naw its fine... I think"

[HalfBajan]

Smoked marijewhauana

[lockedalt]

When I was 14 I was smoking and I inhaled a huge amount of smoke. After that I coughed for hours

[Yung Lean 2001]

First time I was Skiing, but I was pretty good at it, so decided to jump some bumps. Some idiot cut me off so I had to turn left, but I forgot that I was ready to make a jump, so fell and broke my leg from ankle all the way up to the knee.


Not too long ago, I rolled a joint, took a picture of it, got wasted, accidentally sent the picture to my friends mom (really don't know how or why... Didn't even know her name at the time)

my friend Ally

Your crush Ally?

[BioHazard]

First time I was Skiing, but I was pretty good at it, so decided to jump some bumps. Some idiot cut me off so I had to turn left, but I forgot that I was ready to make a jump, so fell and broke my leg from ankle all the way up to the knee.


Not too long ago, I rolled a joint, took a picture of it, got wasted, accidentally sent the picture to my friends mom (really don't know how or why... Didn't even know her name at the time)




Your crush Ally?