Talking on the phone while taking a dump

Well Im in the bathroom and I start hearing this voice coming out the stall. Saying things like:

"Awww man this sucks..."
"Sup..."
"Hey man..."

At first I thought he was talking to me o_O.
Then the guys like:
"Oh whatcha doin man?"
"Oh me... just in here takin a dump..."
"Yeh I'm takin a poop"

Etc.

Point is... I know people take their phones with them everywhere now, but would you take a call while you were on the toilet. Idk. I wouldn't. Vote in teh poll.

I make sure i bring newspapers and rustle it around so no one hears the nasty special effects

Yeah, I don't give a fuck who you are. Your going to listen to me shit if I'm taking a shit.

There was a comedy act on this and what to do when you get a call while going to the bathroom. He talked about the tactics like flushing and running away so the person can't hear it.

I did that a couple times before. But normally I'm just texting while I'm on there.