So. Why can't I launch CF?

No combination of uninstalling/reinstalling, VPNs, etc can get me passed this error.
Is it the network I'm on preventing me from connecting to CF? I'm on college ethernet. Some sort of filter, maybe? Literally every other game I've tried works just fine on this internet.
At first, I was only having this problem on WiFi and could play CF through ethernet. But, after a restart of my PC, it no longer works on ethernet either.
Is there a way around this? I know the servers aren't down, which is what that error is (according to google).
Halp :\
I need something to distract me from my studies so I can fail college like a success.
- Sye

