I'm not an artist but i think that everyone here can make better than this, seriously mate with paint anyone can do your banner in less than 1h..
so is useless that you try to hush people because everyone here will tell you that this banner is shit...
Originally Posted by IV2B
Read the next 2 lines past the one you quoted.
Everything beyond that is thick satire on how half the posts are somebody's first work.
TL;DR: Read first two lines. Everything beyond is satire.