Waffles > Pancakes

WAFFLES ARE BETTER THAN PANCAKES

THINK ABOUT IT. PANCAKES DON'T HAVE SYRUP HOLDERS AT ALL. THE SYRUP JUST GOES ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN PLACE. I MEAN SHIT, THEN THERE'S SYRUP ALL OVER YOUR PLATE AND YOU SOMETIMES ACCIDENTALLY LIE YOUR FORK IN IT AND IT GETS A STICKY. FUCK THAT

PLUS, PANCAKES ARE DOUGHY. WAFFLES ARE CRISPY. CRISPY > DOUGHY. Q.E.D. MOTHERFUCKERS.

NOW, I KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING, "BUT WAFFLES," YOU SAY, "I'M A BIG PUSSY AND CAN'T BUTTER YOU PROPERLY." WELL SUCK IT UP CANDY-ASS. EVERYTHING IN LIFE WORTH HAVING HAS TO BE WORKED FOR. I'M NO DIFFERENT.

IN CLOSING, PANCAKES IS A BITCH ******. GOOD NIGHT.