Write some cool shit, like this...
Two Dead Boys
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight!
Back-to-back they faced each other,
Drew their swords, and shot each other!
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and killed those two dead boys!
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, because he saw it too.
hahaaaah i herd this befor and its pretty funny but nice anyway i have no idea who came up with it tho but dont say its yours aight it wont be cool