Would you rather?
Would you rather have tastebuds on your butt or poop through your mouth?
Would you rather always have to say everything in your mind or never be able to speak again?
Would you rather be itchy for the rest of your life or sticky for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have hiccups for life or always feel like you're about to sneeze but not really?
Would you rather to only be able to listen to Justin Bieber's song or reread all 56 pages of iTunes' terms and conditions, everyday for the rest of your life?
Would you rather eat a bowl of vomit or lick a hobo's foot?
Would you rather have pry off your thumbnail with a fork or put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall