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Home › Forum › Main › General › Ok, i need help asap!

Ok, i need help asap!

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R3V
R3V
Ok, i need help asap!
Aight, im meeting my gf's parents in a weeks time, and there gonna fkin be asking me questions, like

wtf is ur intentions for louise?

and im like, wtf

so i need u guys help to think of sumtin,

cuz i got nothing
#1 · 16y ago
AVGN
[MPGH]AVGN
Tell them that ur intentions are to use KY jelly in her ass.

[img]http://www.condomdepo*****m/content/product/large/ky-jelly4.jpg[/img]
#2 · edited 16y ago · 16y ago
Horney
Horney
Just act natural and be polite. It's all gonna turn out fine.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOUISE
#3 · 16y ago
-R
-R4v3N-
And your asking MPGH. Lol.

Tell them u wanna get her pregnant, that will make them real happy, NOT.
#4 · 16y ago
R3V
R3V
l.ol, true, asking mpgh for advice, is like asking a rabbit for a gold key...it aint gonna happen
#5 · 16y ago
DE
Dead Bones Brook
Louise.
#6 · 16y ago
RE
reaper
Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
Tell them that ur intentions are to use KY jelly in her ass.

[img]http://www.condomdepo*****m/content/product/large/ky-jelly4.jpg[/img]
Nice one, I am still lmao..

As if you would ask a serious question like that on mpgh, tell her dad you are just using her to get to her mum
#7 · 16y ago
RA
ragecry
Just Say This. I will Use Condom,Durex,so that your daughter does not get pregnant
#8 · edited 16y ago · 16y ago
why06jz
why06jz
Say u have no intentions except to support her intentions. The want to see that you respect her is all.
#9 · 16y ago
HazedUp
HazedUp
Act natural, Be cool, And polite. /end
#10 · 16y ago
Scrcrw
Scrcrw
tell them u want t use her as a model for ur photography
#11 · 16y ago
Arhk
Arhk
IN seriousness probably best to be natural, otherwise if all you really want to do is hump and dump her, just lie alot.
~
#12 · 16y ago
Luke420
[MPGH]Luke420
Tell them that you only want sex and you would love fri's with that
#13 · 16y ago
M2A
M2A
be cool...stay chill..dont swear dont talk about drugs....ummm talk about sports with her dad idk man just be cool dont kiss your gf in front of em pretty much all u have to do... is not act like an idiot -.- its not that hard
#14 · 16y ago
SmartAlley
SmartAlley
Tell them you just want the best for your girlfriend and that you have plans for the future.

BTW, how old are you?
#15 · 16y ago
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