My beard made a pyschological behavior

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My beard made a pyschological behavior
Probably your average shitpost but oh well its 6am and I'm high

Recently I've noticed that when I am anxious, nervous, stressed, etc, I start to lick my mustache. Which is my adult form resemblance of when I used to bite my nails as an adolescent.

Some examples where I've noticed I started to lick my mustache:
- I recently had to finish an assembly language project, I was stressed and was sorta just licking my mustache like it had pizza sauce. Oof I want pizza now.
- I recently gotten new tattoos to continue my sleeve, I got an arm band on my forearm, right under the elbow. Then I did numbers running down my triceps to elbow, and finally I got a happy face on my right thigh and sad face on my left thigh for fun of it.
- I went outside to smoke and then come back in the house, I had to be sneaky at 5am, even though I took sativa, I'm saving the indica for tomorrow for personal reasons outside of mustache licking forum post.

I've went from a silky's baby's butt to a goddam gorilla multiple times (Clean shaven to a full beard). Everytime I have the beard I lick it when I'm nervous, psychology will probably try to give some logical answer of idk, expressing our emotions or physical tension.

^ think I wrote that pretty good while baked outta my mind, idk, I'll re-read it when I'm sober and probably go wtf...

^^ also lmk if those of you who either A. currently have or B. have had in the past, beards and have done something with it when under a certain emotion or drug or activity. Like twirling it when bored, constantly stratching it, just randomly feeling it, whatever the fuck you can imagine.

^^^Also Im on season 9 of trailer park boys but thats irrelivent.
I just twirl the ends of my mustache I guess.
Also related note, I absolutely hate when you're eating and you start chewing on your mustache from the corners of your mouth.
I tend to stroke my beard when thinking, analyzing a situation, something interests me, awkward silences (even though I don't feel awkwardness). I think when I am high I tend to stroke my beard more often.

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I absolutely hate when you're eating and you start chewing on your mustache from the corners of your mouth.
Fuckin' same dude!
and start biting my lower lip when get anxious until big ulcer appears
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(even though I don't feel awkwardness)
Wait till you meet Michael Cera
I fuck with my hands and fingers. I'll put my index finger nail under my thumb nail for the sensation. Also lock both my hands together and will bend one hand with the other, as if I was popping them.

I also used to bite off of the sides of the tips of my fingers just because there weren't any nerves there and it didn't hurt... But rarely do that now.
this is the dark side of mpgh
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