Joke number one

I bought a chess set and it tasted terrible. I took it back to the store and said "This is stale, mate" He said "Are you sure?". I said "Check, mate"

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I don't like my hands. I always keep them at arms length

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Dot dot dot. Dash dash dash. I really regret that. Remorse code.

r r road to 15

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