teach program writing or creating to me?

plz i am eager to get into hacking.Im 13 and if im good at it then i could be skilled after while.I will do what you want. Your da teacha what you say goes =) so its all up to you whether you even wanna help me out right. Although i would be extremely grateful for someone to atleast show me the ropes? plz do pm me if you will and remember your the boss

Look at the Warrock Hacking Tutorial.
The Tutorial Section has everything you will ever need.

The only thing I can say is this: Buy a book.