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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Lol gonna be tuned in
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The road to success is always under construction.
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
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If I wanted a comeback I would have asked your mother
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Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
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TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
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It's never just a game when you're winning.
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