Candidate Election
Who Would You Elect?? It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates. Who are they?
Candidate A:
Associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B:
Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
Candidate C:
Is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, and only drinks an occasional beer.
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Which of these candidates was your choice?
Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler
Fuck. Hitler.
Candidate A:
Associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B:
Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
Candidate C:
Is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, and only drinks an occasional beer.
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Which of these candidates was your choice?
Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler
Fuck. Hitler.
