Red fail

Red says:
*omg
*how did deathhunter became minion
*wdf...
,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_µªµñ£_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,©™ says: says:
*idk
*random
Red says:
*like why
*how
*he's name was m.p.g.deathhunter
*then the next day he's minion
,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_µªµñ£_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,©™ says: says:
*its a girl
Red says:
*it's a he
*he !!
,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_µªµñ£_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,©™ says: says:
*lol 
Red says:
*the girl in the picture is his girlfriend
,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_µªµñ£_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,©™ says: says:
*u newph
Red says:
*newph ??
,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_µªµñ£_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,©™ says: says:
******* lol
Red says:
*what does that mean
*dude I'm old
*I don't know new slang word
*I'm 16
*I dunno the slang now a day
,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_µªµñ£_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,©™ says: says:
*deathhunter used to be balloyra
*and she quit at 3k posts
*and her bro is now her
*on mpgh
Red says:
*deathhunter even told me he is a he
,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_µªµñ£_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,©™ says: says:
*lol
Red says:
*he said the girl in the picture is his hot girl friend
,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_µªµñ£_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,©™ says: says:
*omh
*omg
*dw ok
Red says:
*and that was yesterday !!
*BTW My item ebay is gonna arive on wednesday yay !!
,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_µªµñ£_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.,©™ says: says:
*lol
Red says:
*is that how you spell wednesday ?
*I forgot
*=.=