Dancing

I am the worst dancer on earth, so I just listen to music all the time.

Don't say that! Anyone can dance.

A lot of people cant dance, I was at a club and this chick was dancing like some fuck face out of Jersey Shore.

Not me
Lol I would probably dance worse than her. /yea

YouTube Bruddah, My best teacher.

haha my house is a mess. If I tried that, I would break something. Hell, if I tried anything, I would break something.

Dude, When I lived at home, My parents always told me the mess was mine and she had some Glass thing sittin in my room for some reason and I opened my door too fast and it fell down and broke, I got blamed. Lol
Just tell em' its their fault.

Lol it is their fault, my fault, and my sister's fault. Even if it was perfectly clean though, I'd still break things!

im one of those wannbie asain dancers who "think" they can dance

Ya, Michael Jackson does !! /yea

Nah, I got Chorophobia.