Hack Ideas?

Anti hack. Anyone that has a hack ingame can't Cham u opk telli kill ghost aim it you. Etc

I want a anti radar hack
aka anti cham

that can be done easy.. i no the code to do it to

some free vip or free telekill or opk

Aim bot that aims for chest so people wont think your hacking, nades that lag so they lay on th ground longer, infected sprint stamina, night vision, no fall dammadge or reduce dammadge, sound effects ( diffrent versions), built in mp3 players, Fast gun switch, far mine planting ( like throwing a nade but your planting a mine), Foot step trail that stays for a long period of time, Dual wield, nade that explodes when contacts, walk though players so they dont get in the way, walk though npc's ( good for cabin fever), slide ( sprint than crouch to slide), Shadow movements ( it makes a lot of lag but its cool), immune to gas, use gas to heal yourself, respawn ( when you have low health you might aswell re-spawn), Teleportation ( sounds cool and sounds fun), have sniper rifles shoot faster( probobly alredy made), faster lader climbing, be able shoot nades and gas/fire, Nade time bomb, skateing, funny death pose, enemy with chams that loook like bull's eye target, being able to jump off of other players, no shake when nades explode, Undetected on map, infected's in fire team ignore you also in desert thunder, get half your body underground or less ( good for snipeing), wile not touching the mouse your cross-hair will gently aim towards the enemy, glide ( just like hover but you jently fall down), nade guider ( a little line that will show you were the nade might bounce off and land), lazer pointer, re-spawn were you have died, Choose were you want to re-spawn,
respawn behind enemy, take off blood vision when you play as a infected, flashing cham ( flashs but not toobright), i have more ideas but i will post later and if you do make a hack of it please give me credit if not just little tiny bit of credit. Float above the ground just a little bit so you cant hear foot steps.