I was baptized Catholic, I go to a Catholic school, but you know what I think about "God?"
He's some stanky ass fag who's only income is the collection dish that goes around after mass. God can that collection dish and shove it, cause I've only been to church once, and that's when I was baptized, and even as a baby, I got up out of my mom's hand and said fuck this, holy water burns.
ZOMG YOU KNOW WHY HOLY WATER BURNS?!
BECAUSE I'M THE FUCKING DEVIL.