what gets you up 2.0

fuck off

No longer is Gourav pleasantly surprising me.

yay? am i back to normal yet?

Asian women. They have to be hot. Like Avena Lee.

This is completely irrelevant to the topic, but I got pushed by an old lady today. =)

I was gleefully running to school, and then all of a sudden, I see this cranky lady right in front of me and accidently pushed her down. I say: "I'm so sorry, m'am". How does she react to this situation?
She used profanity and pushed me down. Luckily for me, 2 cops arrested her for child abuse.

Sure......

I'm serious...

Sure......

Tila Tequila

WTF! you like old ladies
EWWWWWWW....