Forgive us

I now speak for everyone living under me, in the so called 'Cock Suckers' group, sometimes even called the 'twinkletoefaggets'.

I heard they are not what they used to be.
The forgot the meaning of being a Cock Sucker, and here I have returned to help them. You can see me as a messiah, freeing MPGH from all their sins.

I will lead the blind by ways they have not known, along unfamiliar paths I will guide them; I will turn the darkness into light before them and make the rough places smooth. These are the things I will do; I will not forsake them.

Now then, please excuse me as I will have to prepare myself.