fml

steped in my mom's dog's shit and when i got all mad about it cuz its always shitting in the house and i almost always pick it up, my mom gets all pissy cuz, even though she never walks to that side of the house, i never pick up the crap! oh never! fml. to keep my cool, i put an indent into the wall with my head. some1 come to my house with a gun or grenade and just fucken end me.

ain't asking for sympathy, i'm asking for death

Tell her to blow you.