Some fucking Slave fuck-nut (i beleive it was Wheel-Barrow Slave) has just interrupted my pre-show ritual of inserting rabid gerbils up my shit-packed dick slit to remind me that we have a new site (so what!) and that, even more out outrageously, I am expected to "contribute" to afore-mentioned "site". Well, the answer is NO! I refuse to comment on how great our 20 Years of Fucking Tour-ment is going, how every show is selling out, how Gor-Gor is eating my sword every night, how fucking cool the new site is, how I shall be blogging left and right in a desperate attempt to make GWAR's web-presence as cool as GWAR itself (well, that's impossible), how this has been the biggest and best year in the history of GWAR, how many gerbils live in my cock, how tremendously awesome the new GWAR album (starting work in Jan.) is gonna be---etc. etc. In fact I refuse to have anything to with anything until anytime!
ROFL
Originally Posted by kvmn8