Subway

Well yesterday I got a subway footlong, no not the penis kind, and I only ate half of it. I was busy and I forgot all about it. This morning I go and microwave the half and I took 1 bite and threw up. The tomatoes were all soggy and warm. The lettace was like brown.

I learned my lesson that day, Don't microwave Subway Footlongs

SO FUCKING MAD

Well,lesson learned ...