Why Dogs Beat Men/ Women
Why Dogs Beat Men/ Women
please post here list of reasons why dogs beat men or women, i will list 20 why they beat women.......
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
2. Dogs like beer.
3. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
4. Dogs don't criticize.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs never expect gifts.
7. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had.
8. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives.
9. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
10. Dogs don't cry.
11. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
12. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
13. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late - the later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
14. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
15. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
16. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
17. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
18. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
19. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
20. A dog's parents never visit
i also decided to post the 7 days of god creating dogs, pretyty funny shit.!!!
THE SEVEN DAYS OF CANINE CREATION:
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day of creation, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created furniture for the dog to use as he wishes.
On the fourth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the fifth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest ... but he had to walk the dog.
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
2. Dogs like beer.
3. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
4. Dogs don't criticize.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs never expect gifts.
7. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had.
8. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives.
9. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
10. Dogs don't cry.
11. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
12. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
13. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late - the later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
14. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
15. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
16. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
17. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
18. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
19. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
20. A dog's parents never visit
i also decided to post the 7 days of god creating dogs, pretyty funny shit.!!!
THE SEVEN DAYS OF CANINE CREATION:
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day of creation, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created furniture for the dog to use as he wishes.
On the fourth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the fifth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest ... but he had to walk the dog.
Get A Hobby.
that would be great if he did, i dun like un funny posts
reasons why dogs are better then standoff :
1. i cant think of anything.
1. i cant think of anything.
I can:
Dogs have an IQ higher than 3.
Dogs have an IQ higher than 3.
OOOOOOOOO burn
that was clever..very..good one..hehe..
that was clever..very..good one..hehe..
Thanx. I try.
Dogs eat their own shit.
It's not that the post isn't funny, it's just that who would take the time to think of these?
ppl who do acid i think
No, just people with a LOT of time on thier hands...
ok well i can say now that i didnt think of them they r just from the net i thought they mite just be a little funny, i forgot to say that i dont actually beleive in these by-laws of dogVwomen but anyway..... ps- yer ill admit that was an alright burn, higher iq than 3. i heard a joke somewhere about i think if a blonde has a iq of 2 wat is she? pregnant... ps- i have blonde sister and couzin etc.... so dont flame me for any of the following things---
teasing- blondes
women
pregnant blondes....
btw, heres my comeback burn---- ( NO INTENTION TO BE MEAN OR FLAME)
when you say that i have too much time on my hands and are somebody who posseses an iq of a very low number, dont forget you are on a online forum, so you must have a fair amount of time and well forums have nothing to do with iq so that was pretty pointless..... ps- that was a really bad comeback
ah well DANCE MONKEY DANCE
teasing- blondes
women
pregnant blondes....
btw, heres my comeback burn---- ( NO INTENTION TO BE MEAN OR FLAME)
when you say that i have too much time on my hands and are somebody who posseses an iq of a very low number, dont forget you are on a online forum, so you must have a fair amount of time and well forums have nothing to do with iq so that was pretty pointless..... ps- that was a really bad comeback
ah well DANCE MONKEY DANCE __________________________________________________ _
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Originally Posted by Rhinownage
Dogs FTW, 
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