The Last Lecture

Oprah is such a bich.. Oh god i wanna fuck her.

Too late, Obama already did...

=o

stfu anyway obama's gonna win



On a side note, why would anyone want to fuck something that ugly?

I want to be like that guy =o

No, I want to see the world the way he does. If I wasn't such a rotten person, I'd be like I was when I was younger. I was everyone's best friend, I had the girls wrapped around my finger, and now when I book girls checking me out, and they talk to me they see what an idiot I am and most of them never talk to me again because I swear too much and stuff like that, anyways. I wish I were as optimistic as he is (or was.)