Excuse

Excuse

So I didn't do so hot on my report card. What can I tell my mom so I don't get in trouble?

photoshop your report card.

Kill her.

that your teacher tried to touch you and you pushed him away, and he gave you bad marks

@ian

you don't even do your own work, so shut the fuck up.

@ian 1. We have power school, so she can like look up my grades whenever she wants
2. She's getting another copy of my report card at conferences and shell realize something is changed.

Originally Posted by Saboteur

tried to touch you

fuck you dad

Originally Posted by CRUSTY

fuck you dad

im sorry son, forgive me <3

awz how cute its a little crusty

Originally Posted by Sam

awz how cute its a little crusty

how can crusty get smaller?

Bite the bullet and do better next time? /

maybe say normal stuff?
didn't study enough?
lacking off?

Tell the turth! thats what id do! Just explain to her Mom im not very smart
and she will understand.

After all shes your mother and she allready knows your a dumbass.

Distractions in school, maybe? /

"Mom, I'm smoking weed."

Heres an actually legit one.

"Those grades are without a test or two. He/She Counted them as Zeros and im going to make them up after school later."

Rep me kid.

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