Request - Avatar for my name

Hey can someone make me a very fancy avatar for my very fancy name?

1. Main Text/Name: "Lord Fancington"

2. Sub Text/Quote: NONE

3. Size: Biggest i can have

4. Style: no clue wtf Grunge or Abstract is but make it fancy

5. Theme: fancyness

6. Colour: red,black,white

7. Image/Render: A fancy guy with a cane